estranged-fossil:

petition for weird al to parody “turn down for what” as “wake up for what”, a music video about angrily resisting all reasons to get out of bed before noon

shsl-jackass:

insane-maka-albarn:

is there ever a time when you’re in a fluffy RP and you just have this sudden urge to pull out ANGST LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE IT HAPPENS AND IT’S DEVASTATING AND IT’S HEART-WRENCHING AND IT MAKES YOUR RP PARTNER CRY AND THEN YOU BECOME SATAN????? 

….
milqueyway

SWEATS

inverted-typo:

lazy-afternooner:

In which the outside world is modernized and populated.

OH MY GOD THIS NEVER OCCURRED TO ME. What an amazing concept!! This is literally blowing my mind and there are sparks of ideas and “what if’s” and wow I was not prepared, but boy am I appreciative 

inverted-typo:

lazy-afternooner:

In which the outside world is modernized and populated.

OH MY GOD THIS NEVER OCCURRED TO ME. What an amazing concept!! This is literally blowing my mind and there are sparks of ideas and “what if’s” and wow I was not prepared, but boy am I appreciative 

<NOTHING> aww come on blood farts was beautiful
<sputternik> thank u nanners
<fossil> i felt it was too obvious
<sputternik> BUT BLOOD FARTS
<NOTHING> how does it feel to get fucked by something being too obvious, india
<NOTHING> DOES IT FEEL NICE?!
<NOTHING> DOES IT?!
<sputternik> BLOOD FARTS
sawtaman:

There’s this guy on my Facebook who reposts only Gym memes and I just struck gold.

sawtaman:

There’s this guy on my Facebook who reposts only Gym memes and I just struck gold.

jeanlikesitupthebodt:

levi-the-hobbit:

One of these is not like the others.

yeah who the hell ships marco and eren

jeanlikesitupthebodt:

levi-the-hobbit:

One of these is not like the others.

yeah who the hell ships marco and eren

beastlyart:

duskball:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Holy fuxki shit

Awkwardly trying not to wake the whole street up at 1:30 AM with laughter.

i need to start like 

actually using tumblr again

sweats